My Mum always told me that smoking is bad for your teeth. Quite naturally I told her to fuck off under my breath as I cycled down to my friend's house to smoke half a Marlboro Light and listen to garage.
However. Of all the times I have been told "Mums are always right," it is in this instance that this is most certainly the case. News broke today of Andi Susanto, a poor-old Indonesian security guard, who probably asked his boss very nicely if he were able to take a small break from his menial routine to inhale a good bit of tar.
30 seconds later and he's six teeth down, whilst probably in a fair bit of shock. Why you ask?
To quote the Telegraph:
"The security guard told Indonesian media that the Clas Mild cigarette had exploded in his mouth".
Ouch. But don't worry! The company responsible, PT Nojorono Tobacco Indonesia, gave the lad 335 quid for his troubles! He's now quit smoking, and is probably pretty pissed off.
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