Head Lines

This is something that I have taken far too long to address. Every morning I walk past various newsagent outlets across Brighton, only to double-take, squint a little and then try to comprehend the lurid headline that is set in front of me.

It seems the Argus newspaper are hell-bent on grabbing the attention of potential readers with the literary equivalent of a swift kick in the nuts; and it fucking works.

On numerous occasions I have walked into the establishment in question and tried to sneakily look at what the hell has happened. From now on, I'm going to capture as many weird Argus headlines as I can, and see what I can come up with. Here are 2 to get started with.